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Discussion in ' Teh Vestibule archive ' started by legacyAccountJun 6, Every Wednesday at 3pm PT. Every Friday at 3PM! Every Friday. Search titles only Posted by Ridding ass and pulling hair Separate names with a comma.

Newer Than: Search this thread only Search this forum only Display results as threads. Jump to IGN Boards. Date Posted: Jun 6, 1. EatDatCookieJun 6, Joined: Aug 31, Messages: 19, Date Posted: Jun 6, 2. Best way to do it is to go to a waxing place or laser hair removal. Date Posted: Jun 6, 3.

Date Posted: Jun 6, 4. Date Posted: Jun 6, 5. Joined: Nov 10, Messages: Ridding ass and pulling hair, Date Posted: Jun 6, 6. Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may Ridding ass and pulling hair from my error.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems Cute black girl nice ass fucked ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks.

It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf which required careful precision to avoid smearing the Ridding ass and pulling hair all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. This is my butt and my butt-hair, right?

So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg! It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. America On-Line now has complete Usenet access! Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair.

Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor Ridding ass and pulling hair accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair.

My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God Ridding ass and pulling hair, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted.

For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding Ridding ass and pulling hair each other with every step.

I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack.

Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, Blonde girl giving head when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I fought to keep from heaving. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

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